Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are
glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What
can I do?".
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is
heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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